T A N K I N’ F.A.Q. Y O U


Who is Tank Girl? Why am I here? Are you touching me?
Tank Girl is a comic book, movie and frikkin way of life.

Is Tank Girl a dirty dyke?
No, but I am.

How can I join?
Watch the club. Really. That’s all. Note’s are lovely too. I’ll pop you on the list and drop a ‘Hello and welcome to our butthole’ on your page.

Why am I not on the members list?
1. You are new, and I’m terribly lazy/haven’t gotten to it. I give you absolute permission to kick my arse in this case.
2. You have unwatched the club, and I don’t love you anymore.

Can I submit anything I want?
Pretty much. If it has anything to do with Tank Girl and co, in any stylee, absolutely.

How can I submit my cockrockin’ Tank Girl picture, then?
Send a note with a link and a 'USE ME'. Simple. Please don’t leave comments saying ‘ZOMG LOOKIT DIS I’S GOOD!!11’ I need permission, dick.

You swear too much! Like why?! Tank Girl never swears, Jesus told me so!
Fuck. Off.

My picture isn’t up, it’s taking forever, why?
I’m lazy or, less likely, busy. Please feel free to harass me. Note me here or at ~DirtyKid I will get to it.

Who chooses the featured deviation, why isn't it mine?
I choose it and I choose who deserves it.

Will you affiliate with my club and marry me and have my babies?
If I like you, your club or what you’re doing, then yes.

I’m much too lazy to click to originals, why can’t I fav work in the gallery?
Rather fucking obvious. Happy tankers are my priority. Happy tankers want credit for THEIR WORK. A link is under every description of where to fav. I am nice but I will have to piss on your page if you disrespect this rule.

People have faved my work under the Tank gallery! Why haven’t you done anything?
I do make some effort in noting little shits who do this. Not enough. I can’t break into their house, rip their balls off, and batter them into changing it but if you are really bothered let me know and I’ll do my upmost.

I have an friggin incredible idea, will you hurt me if I tell you about it?
No, of course not. Plans, ideas, avatars, slogans, quotes, Tank GiRL and related, characters, objects, ideas, sketches, scraps, paintins, sculptures, photos, pixel art, even pictures of people who look like the awesomenity that is Tank GiRL!!! Comment, Note, lemme know!!

I dressed up as Tank Girl once wanna see?
FUCK YES. Note.

I don't like the avatar/profile/webcam/ID/you.
I don't care. But this club is for you, so if you're nice and enthusiastic and make effort, I will change any page detail you like. As for myself, I'm the best and you know it.

But who the fuck are you, cock-knocker?
Your Mum.

Do you prefer the comic or the movie?
I’m a Tankie whore. I thought they were both fucking awesome.

But you know the comic was way better, right?
Jog.

Are there any other tank Girl clubs on dA?
Not that I know of. Check out our affiliates though.

I could totally make a better Tank Girl club…
Then why haven’t you, flickdick?


Anything missing? Just ask! Note. Comment.


I am your Tankie bitch.


THANKYAAAA BUGGERLUGS.